Insult the poster above you
#1
With the direction the last post wins thread has taken, it's given me an idea for a new forum game.

The rules are simple, post an insult to the member who posted right before you (Modification: make the insult be directed at the previous poster as the role of 1 dungeon keeper to another) . Your insult must refer to the previous poster by name. If a double post occurs, whoever posted the last of the posts should edit the post to make it refer to the right post (IE the one directly above yours, and not the now 2nd to last post.

The insults should be creative and funny. Once again, they should be worded as if you are a dungeon keeper insulting a rival dungeon keeper. Don't post in here if you can't take a good insult, or can't avoid getting too personal and/or viscous with your insults. Tongue

I'll forgo the insult this time since there isn't yet anyone to insult.

Now, let the madness begin... Dodgy Rolleyes
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#2
The rules post is now modified, so I'll start the game in earnest now.

You have the poorest excuse for a dark lord's dungeon that I have ever seen, Sebt! Not even a single prison cell and only helpless imps running around! I could take your dungeon with a single orc!
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#3
Oh my dear SU, I have one prison cell, very cozy and... cold. It is waiting for you. That you can't see my prison doesn't mean I don't have the prison, you need to send more spies, but every of sent by you has been eaten by my carnivorous maw traps, it was so beautiful to see them digested by my leafy friends.

You can come on me with your single orc, even with thousand, but wait... if you can't see my prison, it's highly probably your Orc(s) guided by you would just.. LOST, buahahaha! Come on, I hope you've bought and insurance for him, oh the scariest one!
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#4
Ah, Sebt, just because I say that a single orc is all I need doesn't mean that's all I'll send, you just haven't met my huge, fire breathing dragon yet, but those very flammable maw traps will burn quite nicely, and through the smoking remains of your traps will come my Ladies of Pain, to haul all your minions off to my torture chambers to make them MY servants.

BWAHAHAHAHA!
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#5
Thats nice of you SU, my fish smell better then your breath, and they are like 9999999999999999999999 times prettier then you, come again when the dogs don't puke at the look of you!
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#6
Ah, but that was before they all rose from the grave as zombie fish, to destroy your dungeon and dark mother. Only a fool would keep so many potential zombie fish around and leave himself vulnerable to attack from within.
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#7
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWW how did you think of that with your -999999999 IQ I truly didn't believe you would think on that level what has this condemned world come to!!!!!!!!!
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#8
I'm sorry my evil genius is too much for you to comprehend. Don't worry though, I always have uses for more Imps, and you'll fit in in with them quite nicely, in my nice, toasty Pit of the Damned, fuelling my next brilliant plan to take over another part of the world!
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#9
What part of the world ? Ooohh i see you mean my personal garbadge room yeah of course my dear you can rules your kingdoms like you wana after all you are a cockroach don't you ?

Ps : Don't forget to come clean my pee pot !
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#10
My minions spotted your part of the world and found nothing but garbage rooms, so I ordered them to build a lava moat around it and make sure none of the vermin escapes.

Enjoy your reign over your garbage rooms, I have bigger plans in the works.Wink
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#11
Unfortunately for you my minions warn me and they have dig a big whole under "your" garbage kingdom and just bellow the my "water world" but don't worry revenge is a dish best savoured cold Dodgy !
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#12
Hell will freeze over before you ever get your revenge. Meanwhile, I'll be conquering the world and while you freeze in your ice, I'll be large and in charge.
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(12-06-2014, 06:55 PM)Seriously Unserious Wrote: Hell will freeze over before you ever get your revenge. Meanwhile, I'll be conquering the world and while you freeze in your ice, I'll be large and in charge.
Maybe let's we see shall we ?
Btw you can take all of the "humans pet" they are unbrained (even more than imps...)
Conquering the dump people is to easy, next time try to reach true "dungeon master level" !
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