I Challenge You! What is the Orc saying to the Imp?
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Post your funniest dialogues!

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#2
sadly due to being busy with running my dungeon i only caught the last bit, ".... said the actress to the bishop"
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#3
The orc is clearly explaining for the imp that he used to be a chef and that it wouldn't hurt if the imp could serve something else than just bread and fish.
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(25-05-2014, 09:21 PM)Rasmus Wrote: The orc is clearly explaining for the imp that he used to be a chef and that it wouldn't hurt if the imp could serve something else than just bread and fish.

then the imp turns to the orc and says 'it was good enough for jesus at the sermon of the mount, it's good enough for you"
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Imp: Excuse me Stephen. Have you seen my pickaxe somewhere Huh It was last seen near the table you're eating at now.
Orc: Hrmn? Ahh, so that was a pickaxe... erhm, no I haven't seen it, sorry Jorge. Angel

Yes imps, don't lose your pickaxes or will end as Orcish toothpicks Exclamation
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Orc: What is this bread made with?! SAWDUST! It's gonna to take all 3 of these brews to wash this garbage down! And what's with this fish?! Stiff as a board like the one you used to make this 'brick' of bread.
Imp: *Whistles Mindlessly*
Orc: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'm gonna tenderize this fish with your dense noggin!

Edit: I had to go back and give you a point for this. What FUN!
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This is the true story tale by the Orc...
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(14-06-2014, 10:18 AM)Club Sandbox Wrote: [Image: mini_547354comic.jpg]

This is the true story tale by the Orc...

At last had time to read this, nice, whack the lazy Imp who don't want to dig some dirt for fish pools! :d
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#10
I must have missed that comic Tongue
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Imp: "...and that's how little Orcs are made"
Orc, after a long pause: *deadpan*"That's nice, but... *angry* I asked for tuna on rye!"
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#12
LOL, nice one!

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