Nick:  
Pass:     
Help Register


Post Reply 
I Challenge You! What is the Orc saying to the Imp?
Author Message
Excess Offline
Realm Conqueror

Posts: 248
Joined: Jan 2014
Reputation: 65
Post: #1
What is the Orc saying to the Imp?
Post your funniest dialogues!

[Image: XqAyY4V.jpg]
25-05-2014 05:24 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Ascdren Offline
Hydraulic Engineer

Posts: 68
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation: 3
Post: #2
RE:
sadly due to being busy with running my dungeon i only caught the last bit, ".... said the actress to the bishop"
25-05-2014 07:07 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Rasmus Offline
Main developer of Dwelvers
Dwelvers Developers

Posts: 3.622
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation: 502
Post: #3
RE:
The orc is clearly explaining for the imp that he used to be a chef and that it wouldn't hurt if the imp could serve something else than just bread and fish.
25-05-2014 08:21 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Ascdren Offline
Hydraulic Engineer

Posts: 68
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation: 3
Post: #4
RE: What is the Orc saying to the Imp?
(25-05-2014 08:21 PM)Rasmus Wrote:  The orc is clearly explaining for the imp that he used to be a chef and that it wouldn't hurt if the imp could serve something else than just bread and fish.

then the imp turns to the orc and says 'it was good enough for jesus at the sermon of the mount, it's good enough for you"
25-05-2014 08:24 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Sebt Offline
The Evil Admin
Evil Admins

Posts: 1.567
Joined: Aug 2013
Reputation: 98
Post: #5
RE:
Imp: Excuse me Stephen. Have you seen my pickaxe somewhere Huh It was last seen near the table you're eating at now.
Orc: Hrmn? Ahh, so that was a pickaxe... erhm, no I haven't seen it, sorry Jorge. Angel

Yes imps, don't lose your pickaxes or will end as Orcish toothpicks Exclamation
I support The Venus Project & Resource-Based Economy - The feasible plan to get rid of scarcity, poverty, and other incoming global issues.
(This post was last modified: 25-05-2014 08:47 PM by Sebt.)
25-05-2014 08:45 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Mello Tonin Offline
Guru O' Mello

Posts: 2.216
Joined: Aug 2013
Reputation: 176
Post: #6
RE:
Orc: What is this bread made with?! SAWDUST! It's gonna to take all 3 of these brews to wash this garbage down! And what's with this fish?! Stiff as a board like the one you used to make this 'brick' of bread.
Imp: *Whistles Mindlessly*
Orc: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'm gonna tenderize this fish with your dense noggin!

Edit: I had to go back and give you a point for this. What FUN!
(This post was last modified: 26-05-2014 05:03 PM by Mello Tonin.)
26-05-2014 05:01 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
burningpet Offline
Game & Graphics Designer
Dwelvers Game Designers

Posts: 39
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation: 24
Post: #7
RE:
[Image: Orctalk.jpg]



AngelAngryBlushConfusedDodgyExclamationHeartHuhSleepyUndecidedSmileWinkCoolBig GrinTongueRolleyesShySad
26-05-2014 07:35 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Club Sandbox Offline
Belgian Game Vlogger

Posts: 83
Joined: May 2014
Reputation: 12
Post: #8
RE:
[Image: mini_547354comic.jpg]

This is the true story tale by the Orc...
~ French Fan site Community, manager.
[Image: 195677userbarfactoriofofoxav.png]
~ Looking for Sandbox games ? look my Blog or youtube (Eng sub soon)
[Image: 176032userbarclubsandboxxavfofo.png]
14-06-2014 09:18 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Sebt Offline
The Evil Admin
Evil Admins

Posts: 1.567
Joined: Aug 2013
Reputation: 98
Post: #9
RE: What is the Orc saying to the Imp?
(14-06-2014 09:18 AM)Club Sandbox Wrote:  [Image: mini_547354comic.jpg]

This is the true story tale by the Orc...

At last had time to read this, nice, whack the lazy Imp who don't want to dig some dirt for fish pools! Big Grin
I support The Venus Project & Resource-Based Economy - The feasible plan to get rid of scarcity, poverty, and other incoming global issues.
(This post was last modified: 25-06-2014 08:01 PM by Sebt.)
25-06-2014 08:01 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Rasmus Offline
Main developer of Dwelvers
Dwelvers Developers

Posts: 3.622
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation: 502
Post: #10
RE:
I must have missed that comic Tongue
Really nice Big Grin
25-06-2014 10:05 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Shadow of the Impanzee Offline
Lunatic in Madman's clothing

Posts: 23
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 3
Post: #11
RE:
Imp: "...and that's how little Orcs are made"
Orc, after a long pause: *deadpan*"That's nice, but... *angry* I asked for tuna on rye!"
The time of Titans is over... now, the throne of the World is ours for the taking... and I intend to be the next one to look out over the mountains and oceans from that crystalline perch. Stand with me, and a million times a million souls will know you as one of the Great Lords and Ladies of ancient legend... or stand against me, and be left as little more than a smear of ash amidst the dust of history...
(This post was last modified: 26-06-2014 10:05 AM by Shadow of the Impanzee.)
26-06-2014 08:52 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Seriously Unserious Offline
The Ninja Dinosaur

Posts: 1.607
Joined: Jun 2013
Reputation: 69
Post: #12
RE:
LOL, nice one!

BTW, welcome to the forums, SotI! Cool
[Image: 11619898803_7d3a89e6bd_n.jpg]
The Golden One!
26-06-2014 07:37 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)


© 2013-2017 Dwelvers | Contact